Well done!
While the animation is simple, the art is very well-done and speaks to your talents with a pencil (or whatever medium you drew with). Keep working on your animation skills, and soon, you'll be turning out pieces that look even more professional than this. Great work.
Slightly funnier.
Unlike the last episode, I actually found myself laughing at Goofy, as well as the in joke about the death of Daffy Duck. Still top-notch voice acting (whoever you got to do Goofy is spot-on) and good animation.
Regardless, I guess that it's harder to laugh at something like this when you're not that far removed from that kind of situation yourself. At least, that's the case for me.
Absolutely awesome.
Because nothing says love like driving an ice cream truck through a sea of zombies with your sweetheart. :D
Your hand-drawn animation skills are excellent -- I love the use of all the fine shading. Keep up the amazing work.
If I'm reviewing purely on technique...
...you get a solid 10. Great voice acting, good animation, and the scenery worked well. But in terms of subject matter, I find your choice isn't really -funny- so much as saddening. I can understand the women who are escorts because they want to be. That's not so much saddening as it is a life choice. But the women who are forced into this lifestyle by circumstance or by others makes this kind of a...well, depressing subject. Especially given the world's economy at the moment.
If it's a satire on how Disney "whores itself out", that makes sense, but if that was the honest case, I'd have left the line about Pluto needing a new kidney out at the very least. It kind of spins things down a really dark avenue, away from funny and more into pity.
Awesome.
This needs to be a series. The adventures of Fred the Beard.
Primitive...
...but shows signs of potential. Admittedly, I didn't expect a ton when I saw the description, but you understand the basics of animation, which is more than a lot of aspiring beginners "get" at first. If you do a sequel, I'd suggest using a voice actor through all of the characters, and not just Retardo -- Microsoft Bob has a horrible voice.
You're off to a good start!
I'm not a beginner XD. I know Flash quite well, I just had to whip something up very quickly for this folio. Since it's such a rushed piece of crap.. yah.
Best part about it....
...is the music. I love the way he mixed in Christmas carols into the theme song -- and as a music major, I can appreciate the music theory test being optional -- I HATED THAT COURSE.
***wants to know how he did the music***
You need to put the WHOLE THING in.
The whole song needs to be there. It's GREAT as it exists right now, but you need the whole song there for the full effect. Good job, especially with their faces.
Age 45, Male
Student
University of Oklahoma
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Can't Catch Tomorrow 
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Valentine's Day 2009 
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Hello, Fred The Beard 
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Bonus Stage #4: Yuletide